Poor poor Joe...

Meet Joe. Joe is your average freshman- wide eyed and eager to learn. He doesn't mind the food from the Diner yet, and thinks he will always go to his 8 AM Math lecture.
Joe is taking the course THEO 237 : Ancient Rituals and Forgotten Terrors. (It fulfills his Humanities requirement.)
This class if full of... interesting... students. Apparently they're all part of some frat and always wear the same hoodie.
Joe was trying to get ahead in the class, so he went to McKeldin to find some books for supplemental reading. (The bookstore didn't have them-- big surprise.) He searched through the secret sub-basements in a locked off section of McKeldin for the specific book he was looking for.
"Ahh, here it is! The Necronomicon!" The ragged book smelled like decaying flesh, or possibly Natty. Joe sat down for a quick read.
At approximately 2:10 AM on October 31st, a student stumbled from McKeldin Library after a late-night study session, nearly crashing into Testudo in his stupor.